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🎀HIGHLY-RATED, AUTHENTICALLY GFE🎀 I am a highly-rated companion who
exclusively offers services which adhere to TRUE girlfriend experience
standards. I enjoy making genuine connections, built on a foundation of mutual
trust, respect, & pleasure.
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🎀30+ MIN OF POLITE CONVERSATION REQUIRED (& FREE!) @START OF DATE🎀
In my personal life, I've always preferred real relationships to casual
flings; the same has proved true of my professional life as a part-time,
low-volume, & regular-centric companion. I need to know & like the people I'm
intimate with; this is vital not just to my enjoyment of the date itself, but
also to how I feel about myself afterwards. As such, I require *at least* 30min
spent politely chatting (for free/“off the clock”) at the start of every date,
in order for me to feel comfy & relaxed going forward.
🛑 If you prefer dates that are impersonal or transactional in nature, we will
not be a good fit.
🛑 If you prefer to “get in, & get out” - then we will not be a good fit.
🛑 If you prefer for things to get started the moment that you walk through
the door, then we will not be a good fit.
🎀LOW-VOLUME & REGULAR-CENTRIC🎀
In 2 years, I’ve been reviewed only a dozen times - with 100% glowing reviews.
I see no more than 1 client per day, & fewer than 4 per week - with regulars
accounting for 86% of my income.
🎀SENSUAL, INTIMATE, RESPONSIVE🎀
I’m soft, sensual, & sweet. I LOVE kissing - both the French & mutual
fellatial varieties. I find intimate experiences to be the most pleasurable.
🎀ATTENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, & AFFECTIONATE🎀
I take pride in being a ray of sunshine in my clients’ lives, & I place a
great deal of importance on giving each client my undivided attention & my very
best self. I’ve invested much effort into crafting a nuanced, high-quality
experience - from an extensive lap dance repertoire, to self-taught full body
sensual massage techniques; from custom mood lighting, to a four-post bed
draped in sensuous canopies; from a carefully curated playlist, to luxury
lingerie. A natural pleaser, everything I do, I do for YOU & with your
enjoyment in mind. 🩷
🎀NO TIMERS, NO ALARMS🎀
Timers are counterintuitive to the experience that I take pride in providing.
Conversation should flow naturally & the date should progress organically -
relaxed, & never rushed. (Timer is REQUIRED for MSOG experiences; you must
inform me of your request prior to the booking date.)
🎀ABOUT ME🎀
🍑 INFP Personality (i.e. kind, creative, sensitive, & a daydreamer)
🍒 Vivacious, relentlessly cheerful, energetic, & chatty… Shy introverts LOVE
me!
🍑 Endlessly curious lifelong learner & avid reader; interests include science
(esp. quantum physics & the nature of reality), Carl Jung, history (esp.
ancient), & philosophy (esp. stocism).
🍒 Meditation is an integral part of my spiritual life (#gatewaytapes). I also
give an excellent naked Tarot reading - if you’re into that! Lol.
🎀FAQS🎀
👉 INCALL ONLY (OUTCALL = RETURNING CLIENTS ONLY). My home - a spacious 2 bed
apartment - is private, peaceful, & tidy.
👉👉 1 HOUR MINIMUM 🛑 No half hours 🛑 No quick visits. 🛑
🥈1 HOUR + 30+min pre-date chat = $350
🥇2 HOURS + 30+min pre date chat = $600
🏆3+ HOURS + 30+min pre-date chat = $200 ea. hr added
👑6HR DAY -OR- 12 HR OVERNIGHT $1,300
Overnights are for regulars only.
🎀A NOTE ABOUT STANDARDS🎀
I have the luxury of being selective about who I see. An intimate experience
is only as good as the person you share it with, & I have more standards than
just, “can they afford my fee” - the most important of which is to be a
gentleman, & the sort of man who understands that being a lady & an escort are
not mutually exclusive.
🎀GETTING AHOLD OF ME🎀
I receive 75-100 inquiries weekly, but reply to just a few - ignoring those
who fail to read my ad, refuse to send a selfie, &/or are otherwise
ungentlemanly. If I don't reply, plz keep trying - as this will prevent your
txts from getting lost in the shuffle. If you read my reviews, you know that
new clients sometimes wait several hours, even days, to hear back from me. I
assure you: I'm worth the wait! I give my real # to those who I’m open to
continue seeing after the 1st date.
I mostly answer texts in the order of receipt, & I ONLY reply to those that
contain the following: 1) the code word “humanize," 2) your first name, & 3) a
selfie. I don't discriminate based on race or conventional attractiveness; this
is a non-negotiable safety measure. Plz don’t waste my & your time thinking
that you’ll be the exception - & please don’t insult me & embarrass yourself by
presuming that your illogical & unreasonable fears of giving your photo to a
stranger are of more importance or higher priority than my valid, & reasonable
fears for my safety. I am an established professional with an immaculate &
well-documented reputation. I am also 600% more likely to be unalived & 33,000%
more likely to be the victim of non-lethal violence than a civvie (no, that’s
not a typo). I expect my clients to be sensitive to this & am frankly repulsed
by those who are not.
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